What Are These "Vegetables" You Speak Of?

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As a 'Murican who subsists on steak, bacon, and beer, these things are unknown to me.

My Mind Can't Flip That Fast

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This is why you never keep a keyboard next to a dial pad. Sooner or later you'll try to text "BRB" and text "U!U" instead. Or try "WTF" and end up with "DAY." It's so embarrassing.

The Onion Nails It Again

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Via: The Onion
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"Forget the bouncers. Forget our friends. It’s just gonna be you, me, and our fragile egos that render us incapable of dealing with conflict in a socially responsible manner."